(Caution…spoilers ahead)
Holy Crispy Vampire! Once again, “True Blood” kills all of its characters outdoes itself! In what I thought was one of the best season endings since Brooke stole Billy from Allison and Kimberly blew up the building, Sookie and Co. really suffered through some delicious cliffhangers in the season finale.
Halloween arrived a bit early to find a dizzing amout of carnage. Jesus forked! Nan staked! Methhead Debbie and pseudo lesbian Tara shot in the brains! (Tara’s death is someone suspect but whatevs)
Clearly the best parts were not those that featured Bon Temp’s alumni biting the wooden bullet (as great as those were) but that featured my favorites Holly and Pam! This episode found my new favorite character Holly (who’s real life sis is Elaine Benes) toking it up, trying to shake her paranoia. Ok really, pot calms you down? I must be an alien.
And Pam! Probably the best line ever, paraphrasing-‘I’m sick of Sookie and her unbelievably dumb name’ and ‘Eric used to spit on the bones of Cindy Crawford’
Ugh, I love True Blood!