Archive for December, 2011

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Justin Theroux watch out, Tim might tebow into Jen's Aniston

In a shocking turn of events that completely outshone the absurd omission of Madonna’s W.E. from the Golden Globes, People magazine (which I’m now referring to as Sheeple) announced that Tim Tebow’s favorite actress is non other than Jolie’s arch nemesis, Jen Aniston. I’m sure he has the “Breakup” on rotation with his Philippines circumcision videos and always gets his girlfriend 12 lemons because that’s what baby wants. It also mentioned that Will Smith is his favorite “actor”.  I was kind of surprised that it wasn’t someone more wholesome like Kurt Cameron from Growing Pains, but sometimes life is just that shocking.

Thanks People for the indepth coverage. Now I can sleep at night.

And for those of you who really have a hard on for Tebow, People also has a gallery of his sexiest picks. Sometimes, Christmas miracles do come true!

http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20553140_21093081,00.html#21093070