Mr. Bunchen in more lesbianic times
Patriots fans rejoice, Tom Brady is no longer metrosexual folicially challenged.
In a brazen move most likely brought on by his supermodel wife (she was probably sick of being less pretty than Tom), the oh so silky locks are gone. He probably got piss drunk off Zimas, walked into his $400 hair salon and told Vidal to chop it away.
I personally liked his Bieberesque hair swoop, but I digress. Either way, he’s still the best looking model in football today.
Here’s the new do in its glory, albeit covered:
Peace out Metrosexuality
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