Gwyneth Paltrow's other skin flaps
If anyone (me) ever left watching “Seven” feeling disappointed that we didn’t get to see what Gwyneth “Goop” Paltrow’s decapitated head looked like inside that cardboard box, you’re in luck.
In the germalicious film “Contagion,” starring Goop as the numero uno piece of crap that turns the majority of the population into foaming at the mouth balls of pasty flesh, our dreams come to fruition. Once our goopy Goop meets her maker after catching a nasty bought of virus, the docs at large perform the most hilarious autopsy on Mrs. Who the hell would want to have sex with my husband. (Sorry Goop but your husband is totally gross).
Seriously I started to laugh in the theater once the doctor severed her scalp and pulled back that peroxided piece of skin, resting it gently over her goopy face. While I’m sure her brain was really withered by her monthly detox of lemon water and sessions of kissing Beyonce’s ass, Goop’s brain was revealed to be destroyed by the contagious virus.
Either way, it was totally gross and awesome at the same time. If there’s any reason to see “Contagion”, aside from seeing a bunch of other Academy Award winners die, it’s seeing Goop’s milky, wet scalp flap. Enjoy!
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